Monday, February 28, 2011

Sleep Training Through Matt's Eyes

Ladies & Gentlemen(?), may I introduce you to my sometimes guest blogger, better known as my husband, Camden's father, & a fabulous sleep trainer. Below is Matt's take on his past month of sleep training:

A month ago, we embarked on a sleep training mission. I have found that you learn a ton about yourself at 4 in the morning when you have had very little sleep in a few days. Below are some of the things I have found myself thinking in the middle of the night while questioning my sanity:

  • Everyone thinks that their baby has some amazing, unique talents. Camden does! He has the ability to wake up from a deep sleep and then proceed to not blink for 15 minutes.
  • Why does the train conductor downtown lay on the horn at 3:44am? I am convinced that he is not warning anyone of anything. I think he is so pissed to be up at that time and he wants the rest of us to know it.
  • Over the past 30 days, I have blamed many things for waking Camden from a fragile sleep. The cat, the furnace coming on, the neighbor taking out the trash, etc. By far the worst? The time I woke him up when I lost my balance after falling asleep while standing up and leaning against his crib.
  • One time I had to walk out of the room to prevent my laughter from waking Camden up. He had been waking up over and over again that night. All I could picture in my head was Frank the Tank from "Old School" when he got shot with the tranquilizer dart.

I am so glad Camden has finally adjusted to sleeping because I needed it not only for his sanity but clearly for mine too.

6 comments:

Lauren said...

This is hilarious!!! I'm reading it at 6am after nursing Noah and I'm laughing my head off!

Spit Happens said...

I think I might die. This is too dang funny. Thanks for sharing your deep thoughts Ralph Wiggim!!!

Bethany said...

Loved seeing sleep training through a mans eyes! Too funny!

Tina said...

Love it. Matt is so funny and he's an awesome Dad and sleep trainer. You both have done a great job with the training.

Lauren said...

I so badly want to comment with a "LOL", but just can't. :) But I did, in fact, laugh out loud. Good for you for sticking with the training. No doubt about it- it sure sucks. But it sure is worth it in the end.
I love the visual of Matt (excuse me- Ralph) falling asleep standing up by the crib.
Matt needs to become a regular guest blogger!

Jamie said...

Haha! Love reading about Matt's perspective on parenting.